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Stewart P. Dazzle (my friends call me Stew)

Hire "Stew" P. Dazzle to record a funny, insulting short video message about you or your favorite person or organization (love 'em or hate 'em!). Wish someone a "Happy Freakin' Birthday" or 

"Congratulations, ya douche canoe!" (the possibilities are endless). 

Write the script yourself or just give me some ideas to work with, and I'll be the Stew P Dazzle you've always wanted to be. Share your custom video with your friends on social media for a memorable laugh and watch it go viral.

Videos range in length from 30 seconds to two minutes and only cost $20 bucks! How much Stew P Dazzle do you want?

Scroll down for some examples. Then contact Stew below with your request. Instructions for payment and how to collect your video will then be given.

Don't be a stupid asshole...let me do it for you!  

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"Stew" P. Dazzle T-shirt

Green with screenprinted design on front. 

Warning! May contain strong language or offensive material.

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